An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
“Dori, I’m old and weak, and I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want you to inherit my farm, including the barn, the villa, the tractors, the farmhouse, and all the livestock.”
Dori replied: “Wow, Thank you so much, Grandma! I didn’t know you even HAD a farm.. Where is it?”
Grandma replied, “On my Facebook account.” 🙂